The first day we eventually arrived at Finca Luna Nueva. These were the directions they gave, which we found typical of directions given for the entire country:
You may ask how one knows it's the 'last stop sign,' but trust me, you know. It's that 'bearing right' that gave us problems. After asking directions in broken Spanish from some kind neighbors, as night had already descended by the time we were close, we finally arrived through those 'beautiful gates.'From San Jose head north to San Ramon via the Pan American highway. Exit Pan American highway (right turn) go straight until the last stop sign, and turn left. Immediate right turn at traffic light. Follow road for about 2 km staying to the left. When you go uphill over a speed bump with small school on right then another speed bump make a left at the y intersection. This is the road to Fortuna. Follow this road north for about an hour when you will arrive at a single lane suspension bridge over the PeƱas Blancas river.
About two kilometers after the bridge watch for a church and cemetery on left. 150 meters past the cemetery turn left onto a rock road (look for the Texas A&M sign on your right hand side, across the street from the turn). Go 2.3 km west into the jungle. Keep bearing to the right when you come to intersections. When you see a large tin building go 100 m and make the right into the driveway thru our beautiful gates.
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"Let's see what we can get the tourists to do this time"